No. A resounding no. Nothing is a more perfect and essential garment than a maxi dress with pockets. Done. I could end the post here. Of course, I am not going to because I feel the desire, not the need, to expound on why dresses with pockets are a must. If it needs explaining, then this post probably is not for you.
First, where else will I put all the lovely things my children and students give me throughout the day? A hundred tiny pieces of white paper my son handed me saying they were diamonds for Valentine’s Day, glad I have a pocket. The 37th pipe cleaner bracelet one of my students has made me? In the pocket, it goes; I love my students, but even I have difficulty keeping up the excitement after the 10th bracelet in a row. Snotty tissue, you guessed it, in the pocket. Every single damn Lego you find because they are never actually in the Lego container, viola! Pocket. Pockets are one of the most essential tools when interacting with younger kids.
Second, pockets are perfect for the socially awkward adult that I am. I have no problem talking to kids all day but put me in a social situation where I am expected to speak to adults, and I have no idea what to do with my hands. Even worse, are one on ones where there is no one to get me out of the conversation I do not want to be having. For example, when the woman in front of me at Panera Bread turned around to exclaim to me that nobody should eat the food here because it causes cancer, hands in the pockets. Or, how about when my co-worker started telling me about the problem she has been having with her vagina. Perfect. Pocket. Situation. Or, what about when checking out at the grocery store and the woman scanning my items was talking to the cashier the next station over about her nail fungus? Put ’em in the pockets.
Third, pockets are everywhere in our life because they are functional. You have pockets in your car door, and on the back of the seats, I am not currently utilizing any of these pockets, but it makes me happy to know they are there. Purses and backpacks have pockets because it makes finding things easier. I love pockets so much that when my mom made me a themed bag as a gift for a theatrical production, I was in, I gave it back and asked for her to add a pocket (which she did, thanks Mom!) Cabinets are basically pockets for your kitchen, I mean where would you put all your stuff if your kitchen didn’t have pockets? As a side note, I decided on the spot that I will hence force refer to cabinets at kitchen pockets.
Now perhaps you are not pocket dependent like I am, and if so, I probably am falling flat on my face as I describe the importance of pockets to you. But, if you love dresses with pockets as much as I do, I know you’re standing beside me in perfect pocket solidarity. I love dresses with pockets so much that I am wearing one right now as I write this. This spring, I have systematically started to replace every dress I own with one with pockets. I have been known to squeal with glee when I discover a dress I like has them; at times, that is the only impetus I need to purchase the aforementioned dress. When I am wearing a dress with pockets, I lord it around the house like a queen in her castle; somehow, they make me feel instantly better. Pockets provide a sense of security. Whether it’s a place to put things, hide my hands or for comfort, I need pockets in my life. I cannot always hide from the world, but I can slide my hands into those delicious pockets concealing at least a part of me; for that alone, I will always love a dress with pockets.